I'm Just Me

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

whetaver:

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

dasweetie:

omfg

dasweetie:

omfg

suspend:

me everyday:

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

neyruto:

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

bombing:

the ideal date is coming over to my house and staring at my wolf figurines in complete silence. if you touch any of them the date is over