why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
yES OMG THIS FKN SCENE
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
\ d-disturbed s-signals \
when somebody asks you to tell them about yourself
i yam who i yam.
complete panic in one screenshot
*fucks something serious up*
me: shit my bad
What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day